Hmm. I appear to have enough frequent flyer miles to go somewhere. Not anywhere exotic, but if I got a hair to visit San Diego or something, I could. Alas, New Orleans appears to qualify as exotic, at least as far as the particular airline in question is concerned.
Not to worry, I've been piling them up via grocery shopping rather than actual travel which I've failed to mention or something.
Which reminds me, I suppose this is as good a time as any to reiterate I am planning on attending Norwescon and have a room reserved at the overflow hotel - although I may change my mind about the latter, depending.