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September 6th, 2007

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02:12 pm - rapturous spam
Are you worried that you won't be able to annoy your non-believing friends and neighbors with your witnessing after you've been taken up in the Rapture? Worry no more, because now there is a computer program that will take over harassing them for you when you're gone. Every Friday, starting the first Friday after the Rapture, an email message will go out to everyone whose email address has been submitted to the Rapture Letters database.

If these people turn to spam as their first place for information gathering, it would explain a few things...

[from I Blame the Patriarchy]

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Date:September 6th, 2007 09:28 pm (UTC)
You know, I'd love to see what slacktivist would do with this.
Date:September 6th, 2007 11:46 pm (UTC)
One of the side effects of growing up evangelical, is that if I find myself at work or home and people aren't around when I normally expect them to be, I start to get nervous that maybe the Rapture has come and I've missed it. Other friends who grew up evangelical report the same thing.
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Date:September 7th, 2007 07:36 pm (UTC)
If ever there was a site that needed to be hacked, this is it. Not to change anything, just to send out the emails early. Or better - send the letter to everyone that's made a donation! :D

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