Joy (cithra) wrote,
Joy
cithra

The phone just rang, the machine picked it up, and an anonymous female voice advised me:
Experts agree that just three sessions a week of moderate to vigorous exercise has been shown to promote fitness and prolong life. So please exercise regularly and have a nice day.

Twice.

WTF? And people wonder why I dislike the phone. (Not that I particularly care to be harangued in person, either, about my exercise habits or, really, anything at all.)
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