February 1st, 2006
The phone just rang, the machine picked it up, and an anonymous female voice advised me:
Experts agree that just three sessions a week of moderate to vigorous exercise has been shown to promote fitness and prolong life. So please exercise regularly and have a nice day.
WTF? And people wonder why I dislike the phone. (Not that I particularly care to be harangued in person, either, about my exercise habits or, really, anything at all.)
|Date:||February 2nd, 2006 01:15 am (UTC)|| |
Look both ways before crossing the street, and wash your hands before dinner. Have a nice day.
Oh, also, don't run with scissors.
--Anonymous Female Voice
|Date:||February 2nd, 2006 01:22 am (UTC)|| |
Smoking is bad for your health. Remember, don't smoke.
-- Anonymous Female Voice
I hate when the powers of randomness are usurped for banality.
I mean, instead, they could have read a completely useless but amusing factoid ("Did you know that you shouldn't eat polar bear liver because it contains so much vitamin A that it would be toxic?" (credit to desolina
It would be almost but not very much like when, during one college break week when I stayed on campus (being too broke to go anywhere other than home, which would have been bad for my health), I called a friend's answering machine and left her the "comic book sound effect word of the day. ... Today's word ... thwupthwupthwup"
This led to my insisting that as an English major, I might have a fine future career in comic book sound effect word research and development.
I mean, somebody had to come up with brackabrackabracka.
|Date:||February 2nd, 2006 03:14 am (UTC)|| |
That's even worse than the automated election messages we started getting a few years go.
I got really mad at the blood center a few weeks ago and told them that, while I was happy to give them the very blood out of my own body, if they called me again on the telephone to bug me to do it I was never giving them another ounce ever, and they were worse than phone solicitors.
So I guess you know where I stand on this issue.
Maybe it's the same group that sponsored billboards with messages from God. Or at least a group like it. If so, I definitely prefer the billboards.