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April 15th, 2005

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03:18 pm - Bill O'Reilly announces plans to marry goat
I really can't think of any other way to read this other than as a promise from Mr. O'Reilly:

So this is just the beginning, ladies and gentlemen, of this crazy gay marriage insanity -- is gonna lead to all kinds of things like this. Courts are gonna be clogged. Every nut in the world is gonna -- somebody's gonna come in and say, "I wanna marry the goat." You'll see it; I guarantee you'll see it.

What else could I'll guarantee you'll see it be interpreted to mean? The only way he can actually promise such a thing is if he's making plans to be the test case.

Media Matters has graciously posted the banns.

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Date:April 16th, 2005 05:17 am (UTC)
Maybe the box turtle will be their best man!

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