|07:13 pm - spam and the human condition|
Back in the long-ago, on the Modern Primitives mailing list, one of the members had the following as their .sig file: Eat. Fuck. Decorate.
I don't recall it ever specifically being mentioned in conversation, but I believe the idea was that these were essentially the basic human drives, and possibly in that order.
If spam is anything to look at for an indicator, they had the first two reversed, and the third follows at such a distance as to beggar inclusion.