For coffee, so it's not *that* big of a deal. But after having sworn off personals ads some time ago, it's a trifle embarrassing to admit to answering one again.
It's not my fault! I was seduced by vocabulary! I was looking for housing! But as I turned the pages, my eye fell on the word "ineluctable" and I had to read further. [I've had a strange relationship with that word ever since it showed up in a poem I wrote before I knew what it meant. Don't ask, I can't explain it, it just did.] There followed in short order "inamorata" & "peregrinations" and before I knew what I was doing I was spending the outlandish $2 a minute to call and leave a message.
I knew my polysyllabyphilia would get me in trouble eventually.