I went to see Bend it Like Beckham with
Have managed to avoid shooting the irritating people with the whiny child currently using the pool under my windows. Despite this accomplishment being primarily successful due to my current lack of firearms, I nevertheless feel it worthy to be counted. I have summarily refrained from all possible types of ejecta, including bananas, pointed sticks, and very small rocks, all of which (in contrast to a high powered rifle with a sniper scope) are at hand. Yes, well. Maybe I'll give that nap another go...