September 6th, 2007

pencil

rapturous spam

Are you worried that you won't be able to annoy your non-believing friends and neighbors with your witnessing after you've been taken up in the Rapture? Worry no more, because now there is a computer program that will take over harassing them for you when you're gone. Every Friday, starting the first Friday after the Rapture, an email message will go out to everyone whose email address has been submitted to the Rapture Letters database.

If these people turn to spam as their first place for information gathering, it would explain a few things...

[from I Blame the Patriarchy]