I'm going to quit my day job and become a full-time mad scientist. Does anyone have a used portable nuclear generator they could loan me? Also, some number of vending machines. I'm behind on a project.
I stole that line from an excellent animation by Mark Fiore thingunderthestlinked to a while back. The more I think about it, the more apt it seems.
Not to mention that every single time I encounter that color-coding scheme, I find myself thinking "Yeah, right. Like we're EVER going to see the scale drop to Code Green, let alone Code Blue." It's a stupid scale. /preach to choir