November 22nd, 2003


meme from amnotsurly (and Mr. Welsh)

Copy indiscriminately. Mark out everything that you have chosen. The result should make you feel better, because you either now have a list of things you can mock others for, or a list of ways you are better than a fucking junkie. Or both! It's a mouthwash AND a toilet bowl cleaner!

Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television. Does it still count if I lent it to Ulysses?
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future.
Choose life...

There's choosing and choosing by not-choosing, I'll note...
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