November 22nd, 2003

pencil

meme from amnotsurly (and Mr. Welsh)

Copy indiscriminately. Mark out everything that you have chosen. The result should make you feel better, because you either now have a list of things you can mock others for, or a list of ways you are better than a fucking junkie. Or both! It's a mouthwash AND a toilet bowl cleaner!

Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television. Does it still count if I lent it to Ulysses?
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future.
Choose life...

There's choosing and choosing by not-choosing, I'll note...
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