I wish I could find the alphabetical self-description I wrote for the Bent bulletin board back in the day. It was one word per letter, no explanation, and I really liked how it turned out. But I think it disappeared in a systems crash-type event, and I didn't have a local copy. Sadness. I haven't been able to recreate it to my satisfaction, so perhaps I've tinted the memory roseate. On the other hand it might be out there, somewhere - I haven't really done any diligent searching, either.