The Producers was cool. Maybe if I sell my left leg I can get a ticket to the stage show when it's in town.
And tomorrow, me and fifty thousand of my closest friends have tickets to see the Two Towers. But as long as I can get a seat in the balcony of the Cinerama in the seats that don't move, I'll be fine. A three hour movie in the rocking seats would have them carting me out of there on a stretcher from back pain.