Ok, it isn't all. I'm never that brief, anyway. I'm headachy and discombobulated and nervous and fretful and I feel terribly unprepared. It's not like this is a test, Joy - it's supposed to be fun, remember? Oh, yeah.
Right. Washington DC, ho! I'll try and remember to send postcards, but my net access will probably be nonexistent, so this is probably it for a while.